BTG proudly presents his range of Curses and Blessings, a selection of potent and pithy utterances with which you can smite your enemies and heap praise upon the worthy.
May your yogurt be teeming with bacteria
International best-selling author Bradley Trevor Greive bestows this blessing on readers and many more in his newest gift book, Curses and Blessing For All Occasions. Mixed in are as many respectable curses for good measure. Witty, warm, and engaging, BTG brings his trademark style to this humorously twisted book for all events, circumstances, and occasions.
- May your excuses for avoiding tedious social engagements always sound credible.
- May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
- May your corpse be museum worthy.
About the Author
May small dogs exploit all your insecurities.
- May a bomber formation of incontinent geese fly over your sunroof.
- May all dairy items in your fridge be of questionable vintage.
Since the debut of his international best-seller The Blue Day Book, Bradley Trevor Greive's books have sold more than 20 million copies in 115 countries. A former Australian paratrooper, BTG left the army to pursue more creative misadventures. Between qualifying as a cosmonaut for the Russian space program and writing he books, he currently lives in the US and is working as the Head of Imagineering at Disney.
Number Of Pages: 72
Dimensions (cm): 14.1 x 14.2
Weight (kg): 0.169